The shoe - funny or not?

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"

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Ha ha ha.!!!

Put his foot in it, has he, lol.!!!

Excellent joke.!!!

Cheers.!!!

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Yeh quite good....
funny

hehehehehe
tee hee! not bad
Lol. Typical man doesnt take notice what the wife is wearing.
that is very funny star for you
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omg that is hilarious. lol
hahaha very very funny
lmao!!!! funny that will teach him %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;star
he certainly put his foot in it xxx lol xxxx
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

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What do you think about this girl that stood me up? (Long read)?

A few weeks ago this girl I'd been dating for a couple months stood me up on a date. We made the plans online via IM and she said her cell phone was currently cut off. I specifically told her that it was no problem, if anything came up she could directly send an e-mail to my cell.

We planned to meet about 2 hours later at the movie theater at "9ish" for a 9:40p showing. I got there at 9 and waited a little past 9:30. At that time I was not happy. Who would be, right? Well my phone also does IM's so I sent her a couple asking where she was, that I was here.. ect. I also sent her an e-mail when I got home.

After I sent her the e-mail, I noticed she posted a blog at 9:00 the very night we were supposed to meet (it was unrelated to me).

Finally four days later she e-mails me and says she knows she's been flakey and "wants to start over." I don't actually remember an apology...

In short, I declined her offer to start over. Was this a good idea? I'm having second thoughts..

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you did good..a girl that stoods a guy up without any notice its because u dont matter to her..shes just playing kids games and i believe your old enough not to play them.find yourself a girl who would appreciate you!...;)...good luck

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you did the right thing buddy....

mitr says.... never trust a person who cannot keep his.her words....

and in your case, she not only ditched you on date, but also didn't give and explanation for that as soon as they are fre... i dont think that any task took four days to complete.... when she was free just 2 hrs before.....

some girls like to gain importance by doing these type of acts..... calling someone but not going there... in this way, the guy thinks a lot about this girl and on the other hand she enjoys her own freedom... they like to build an air around themselves that they can get a guy anywhere and everywhere....... the can actually make a guy puppet......

but trust me buddy.... these girls are NEVER ever reliable....... just dump her and break every contacts.... teach her that you are too hard to crack.....
If she stood me up and she said she was flakey i would get out of there

EDIT: right thing to do 4 sure
wow but you did the rite thing
If she doesn't come to you, why should you come to her? You did the right thing. Obviously this girl is not worth it because if she was she would have gotten there even earlier than nine. Good luck!
I'd move on, she sounds flaky. It also sounds like she was maybe trying to dump you w/the whole cell phone thing.

I'd also think that if you've already declined her offer to start over, she'll have moved on as well.
Stop acting like a chick.....you have to at least act(fake it) like you have a pair of balls......women like guys that have it going on.....try being more of an asshole.......you should dating 6 girls at the same time.....as soon as you start dating all her friends she'll want you back....
Nope, good job! If she admits to being flakey, RUN!
Yes. This was a very good idea. If she stood you up with no real explanation or apology, then thats just an indication of things to come.

I have come to learn that there are women who are indifferent when it comes to guys and dating. If you are ok with chasing after a woman who really could care less about your feelings then by all means, go after her. But I suggest that you move on.
The truth is this was your fault for dating her. Never take women out on dates. Dates are for women you are in a serious relationship with ONLY.....as in living with her, engaged to her or dating her (screwing her) for many years.

You need to understand what a "date" means outside of this context. When you take a woman you only know casually, out on a date, what you are telling her is you are not good enough for her to just spend time with or be with as a man and a woman and must compensate her for her time by supplying her with an enjoyable experience. This is much worse when you actually pay for the experience and the more involved or expensive the experience, the worse this negatively impacts her perception of you. The same thing goes for gift giving.

What you did by dating her is make her think of you as the type of man she doesn't have to bother to call if she changes her mind to go out with you. Most likely, the actual event was a test, to see if she could get away with disrespecting you. Had you allowed her to "start over" the disrespect would have become continual and more and more intense.

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Can anyone resolve this issue with me and my best friend??? any help pleaaasssee!!!!?

okay me and my boyfriend wanted to see a movie after he got off of work, but while he is in work i planned on hanging with my best friend, but at the last minute my boyfriend invited my bestfriend to go to the movies, which i had absolutely no problem with, so me and my best friend were thinkin of what movie to see on moviefone.com, and we were going to a specific theater, but she had a problem with that because it was too far, but it worked for me and my man because it was closer to where he lived, so we ended up buying some movies and going over his house, but his dvd wasnt working, so we were all in his basement (me, my boyfriend, my best friend, and her toddler), me and my boyfriend went upstairs to have sex twice, each time was about a half hour, and she got real pissed offf because we left her there, and she said she could have went home, we are still arguing and mad over the situation any help PLEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!!

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Dont argue..... apologise! I believe it was your fault and you shouldnt have left her alone for this atleast! You could have spent some time with your man n ur best friend together. Your guy invited this girl for the movie and it was your duty to look after her.... You guys spent time within yourselves ignoring the fact that she was with you! Gift her something she likes.......... gud luck n take care

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i prob woulda been bit peeved, you should have said you wanted a night with your man, and would see her soon.
I honestly don't blame her. You shouldn't do that to your friends dispite on if they know how you and him get or not. I suggest you give her time to cool off and apologize and make sure you don't do it again.
Sure I kno dat u wanted 2 have sex n everythin but that was kinda rude of u 2 cal her n then jus' leave her in the basement. I think u shud apologize 2 her n tel her how u feel bout ur boyfriend. Even if she knos tel her again becuz she prob didnt realize hw much u need n luv each other.
Well I figure if she's gonna make a big deal out of going to the movie theater you guys wanna go to and she comes over to his house and is there with you 2 (and she knows how you guys can get) she should just deal. She can't expect you two to sit there and entertain her all the damn time.

This may just take some time for her to realize that she was over-reacting and for her to cool down. What I would recommend is telling her that you two should take a few days apart to think and cool down so you're not mad over this anymore.

She kinda needs to be hit over the head with something big and blunt (theoretically) to realize she was in the wrong to be pissed off here.
It doesn't matter how she knows how you both get! It was very rude to have invited a guest into the home and leave her sitting there by herself for a total of an hour of her visit. I would be pissed also. She did not invite herself, your boyfriend invited her!.

I'm sorry, but I'm on her side. It was wrong!!

Nice Friends she has.
When the movie was out,when the movie "idea" was out you hear me, she was too.You just brought them closer because he know that she know what it is cause that's your bf you been selling her images talking about him and and in you now you gave her audio and if she thinks about it not even hard, she can put it together and if she just one time take your face off that picture and place hers there involuntarily even, BAM.
Sure I kno dat u wanted 2 have sex n everythin but that was kinda rude of u 2 cal her n then jus' leave her in the basement. I think u shud apologize 2 her n tel her how u feel bout ur boyfriend. Even if she knos tel her again becuz she prob didnt realize hw much u need n luv each other. and she really can't get mad cuz itz his house not hers so tell her that 2.
Can't blame her. Personally, I'd start with a sincere apology. Obviously, if she didn't want to go to the theatre that was close to his house because it was too far, then his house was pretty far too. So, to go out of your way to hangout with a friend and her man, and then be left by her lonesome for an hour, would make a person feel unimportant, and disrespected. Maybe taking the time and effort to give her some quality alone time with you, and do something to show her that she is importanr, might help too.
I have to agree with your friend on this one. I'd have been peeved, too.
you should of included her.

the plan was to watch movies together.

If you were going to leave her to go have sex then you and your boyfriend could of stayed at home for that and hung out with your friend another day. That was very rude of you! Not your bf.

First of all that is your best friend... not your boyfriend's. So for you to say " my bf invited her and she wanted to come" is unbelievable. Youre trying to point the finger at everyone but yourself.

How about working on being a better friend.

If you were this girl would you think I was weird or a stalker.?

Okay, I am in a Chinese class, (this isn't that important) And for extra credit, I went to this Chinese New Year presentation at a theater. My teacher also went and brought her daughter. She is around 11 or 12. After the show, my teacher came up to me and said, do you have a ride home? I said I did and she made sure I was ok, and then she said, in Chinese this is my daughter. Then her daughter said you look very cold. That was all she said. Although she seems really nice, and I want to get to know her better. Do you think it would be weird if that was all you had said to someone and they asked if you wanted to come over? I want to ask my teacher if her daughter would like to come over just for fun not to date or anything. Do you think that would be kind of weird if you were the teacher or the daughter? Please help...

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do you want the teacher to come over or the daughter??

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No you want to get to know her, I find it OK as long as your not doing anything imappropriate but really it depends on your age if you're like a year twelve the mother will probably be reluctant but if your only one or two grades up it shoulden't be a problem.
Wait a minute, she's 11 or 12? how old are U?

Depends on how you'll ask her or her mom/teacher?

She's young, she'll only think of you as a friend Most of the time %26amp; you should Too!
no weird for the girl. it may be weird for the teacher. see my answer to your question about meeting her again. good luck and please tell us what you've decided to do and the outcome (I'm very curious!).
how old r U??? if its age apropriate then ok

What would u do "Joke"?

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For 10,000/- the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in a rage.

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were. The wife was in bed with another man.

The husband mad by this put a gun to the naked man's head as the wife shouted, "don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado I bought for you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the tickets we use for theater. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and

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good one :)

me,

DIVORCE

but still, its a good one LOL :)
hahah that was pretty good, but i expected a different end!
i would get him a cup of hot cocoa, just to make sure the cold hadnt got to him.....lol
LMAO

good joke

take a star

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ...... The taxi driver sounds like a typical kanjoosz hindu!!
Funny joke. Have a star.

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Hi i have been looking for a make -up station for my girl friend as a xmas prez, kris is doing a beauti room at home for herself an friends, iv searched all over %26amp; below for this thing %26amp; i have no luck PLEASE help me, Make-up work station with a big mirror %26amp; all around the mirror it has lights, these make-up stations are seen in older movies as the laides go into a dressing room, or a theater movie same thing, i hope someone can help me thank u for ur time. les

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Don't know where you are but I am in South Australia. Here you can buy the lights and often the mirrors and lights at light stores such as De Lights etc.(Large lighting specialist stores)We have recently renovated and I have spent hours in these stores so I know they have them as i was almost tempted myself. I settled for a makeup mirror which is a box like mirror fitted to the wall with a pull cord - pull the cord and side strips light up the mirror - absolutely perfect for doing makeup!

I am not sure about an actual station I think you just have a dressing table without mirror and make the station yourself. Definately hit the light shops though - Good luck

Coming to Argentina for a visit?

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Hey Ricardo,

You could try posting your info here:http://viamigo.com/

It's a special forum for independent tour guides like yourself who can give a local experience. I think you might have a better chance of people finding you there. :) Also, I think it's free for tour guides to sign up now.