More blonde jokes?

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it

blown around too much.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M%26amp;Ms.

Q: Why does it work?

A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What's a blondes' favorite rock group?

A: Air Supply.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?

A: Peroxide.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade 4.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death

in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents

occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her

husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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HA HA THEY ARE VERY FUNNY IVE HEARD MOST OF THEM.... BUT THE LAST ONE WAS HILLARIOUS HAHAHA

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lol thats good
those are good thanx

i sent them 2 my friend
some good some not so good
Some are really funny!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt very guilty and mean reading them :( haha. But I loved the flashing red-light and "Closed for Winter" ones. Thanks!